It's time for the "Merry Christmas" vs "Happy Holidays" fight to come back into focus. The cry of "I'm taking Christmas back" rings louder that the bell of the Salvation Army Santa and brings a bigger response. What is it with all you people and your determination to make Christmas last as long as fucking possible?! For Fucks sake were in early November!
When I was a kid in the 70s, Christmas was about being with family and eating a goose, coming home for the holidays and getting pissed on dads brown ale.
Nowadays, it's all about stupid TV commercials and hearing bastardizations of "Jingle Bells" with the lyrics changed to variations of "Buy shit you don't need, for people you don't love... All your hard earned money, give it all to us...blah, blah, blah" OH FUCK OFF
And this starts BEFORE WE HAVE EVEN HAD HALLOWEEN! FUCK!!!
My missus listens to the radio all day long on the station that plays Christmas songs all fucking day long.
It almost makes me want to blow up a shopping center and feed every last one of those cheesy, smiling "whore/actor/models" into a industrial meat mincer feet first so I can hear how they sing while they're being ground into cheesy, smiling Christmas whore paste.
Seriously, now i've pissed over your yule log, all that's left to say is fuck Christmas!
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