Chocolate

A while ago I was at work and it was my birthday, My place of work buys cake for the lucky birthday person. I ordered a nice vegan chocolate cake as there is a few of my colleagues sre vegan. When it arrived my work colleagues irritatingly sang that stupid fucking song at me and then we ate. A comment was made that made me breathe a humph of irritation. The comment was “That’s not real chocolate”. I replied back it was real chocolate then asked “Do you know what the main ingredient of chocolate is?” I didn’t get a response instead I got “Real chocolate has milk in it”. Well that’s milk chocolate not chocolate.

I continued to ask this ignoramus what the main ingredient of chocolate was.

This dickhead didn’t answer me and just looked more stupid. The moron  didn’t know that it comes from the cocoa bean. So I enligtened him to  the origins of chocolate and the cocoa bean. But still I got “But it’s not real chocolate”. I didn’t bother with this anymore.

Vegan chocolate is real chocolate. For thousands of years the Aztecs and Mayans made “vegan” chocolate or dairy free chocolate. It was not until 1875 some cost cutting idea came across to add milk and there was the birth of milk chocolate. Not the birth of real chocolate. And if you love chocolate stop being a wuss and have the full strength dark chocolate without it being weakened by pissweak milk.