I fucking hate that poxy T-mobile ad with that stupid curly haired fucktwit and his “band”.

I don’t care about you or your wanky band and i sure as fuck aint gonna look you up on twatter you little fuckpig. And his name would be Josh, only cunts and annoying wankers are called Josh. I hate fuckers and their non entity bands, the sort of pricks who carry their guitars around in case someone fancies a sing-along in the pub or park you egotistical overblown egomaniacal bunches of utter wastes of space.

Take your untalented selves and all your bastard mates and fuck right off to hell you ugly bunch of shitslags.

(What’s that? it’s only an advert? Oh i see, sorry but you get the point. I bet josh has a band in real life the scabby ugly fucking little prick.)