Friday, 17 February 2012

People Today!


Why is it that some people seem to take no responsibility for themselves as soon as they step outside their front door?


If you trip over indoors and break a limb you can’t sue anyone (I bet someone’s tried it though) but outside anything seems to be game. Trip over a paving slab? Sue the council. Slip over in the supermarket? Sue the supermarket. Trip over a cable at work? Sue the company.

What the fuck happened to looking where the  fuck you’re going you stupid cunts? The bloody compensation culture get’s on my tits and so do all those stupid fucking adverts. Broke a nail while typing on your keyboard? Then call us blah blah oh  fuck  off!

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

It has to be about the snow


I am fascinated at how snow has suddenly become a story in the last couple of days. Ok, we have had quite a lot of snow in the South but the snow has been hitting the North for the last couple of weeks and the news bulletins have barely noticed. Now of course it effects London and it's in walking distance of the news editors. If they're struggling to get into work it must be news. Maybe I'm being somewhat cynical, do you think?

Everyman needs his garden shed. It's true, really! In Australia some extensive research was done as a result of an initial finding that men with a garden shed had significant lower levels of stress and thus complications as a result. Now it possible for a man to get a shed grant from the Government.